2 days ago69,576 notes -
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn)2 days ago163,158 notes -
2 days ago22,476 notes -
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
2 days ago25,540 notes -
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
2 days ago47,759 notes -
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
2 days ago32,725 notes -
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
2 days ago119,661 notes -
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
there’s a thin line between word and world
(Source: doglets)2 days ago169,919 notes -
- start of sentence: omg
- end of sentence: omfg
2 days ago85,918 notes -
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Best yahoo/tumblr post I have ever seen so far.
Plus let us reblog ourselves and download audio posts.
Thats why you use Xkit Bianca