angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

eracist:

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn)

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you 

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

cecefredzilla:

snaketeen:

there’s a thin line between word and world

get out

(Source: doglets)

that-aussiebloke:

berodz:

lushfruit:

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

Best yahoo/tumblr post I have ever seen so far.

Plus let us reblog ourselves and download audio posts. 

Thats why you use Xkit Bianca